Some time ago, I made the decision to never perpetuate the sickness in our society by commenting on Britney Spears or anything to do with her.  I thought that maybe that would somehow help society to realize that the sick obsession with that no-talent ass-clown, but I now realize that no matter what I do, people will continue to mope around with blinders on eating the crap that’s spoon-fed to them by the brainwashing media outlets. 

So now we discover that not only is Britney a dirty (insert whatever word you find appropriate here) - but her younger sister is as well.  I didn’t even realize she was on a Nickelodeon show, but of course she is … her qualification?  She shares the inbred, back woods, white trash, moronic, somehow missed by natural selection DNA with her sister. 

The funny thing about her pregnancy at age 16 is that she claims she was shocked.   Did she not know what happens when part A is inserted in part B without the ever crucial part C ??

Now I hear that a publishing company has indefinitely postponed plans to put out a book on parenting from none other than Mommy Spears.  She should be charged with a crime - child neglect, bad parenting, or otherwise being a complete and absolute idiot.  She should never have been allowed to re-produce - this is what happens. 

Funny that you must get a license to drive a car, take tests to gain admission to schools, etc.  but anyone who can find an equally ignorant donor can have a child. 

These are the people we share the earth with … these are the people using up our precious oxygen.  But go on - keep buying the wrag-mags, keep watching the TV coverage … eat it up people.  Sometimes I’m embarrassed to be a human.  I feel so badly for those poor children - let’s hope by way of a miracle they somehow turn out alright. 

I was so very proud of our beloved Broncos this past weekend, they played like we knew they could and looked solid.  Cutler’s performance was proof that Shanahan sure knows how to pick ‘em. 

That reminds me - have you seen the commercial for the Thursday night game?  Classic … “you can’t Shanahan the Shanahan!”  Speaking of our great Coach Shanahan - can you believe the NFL fined him $25,000 for “inappropriate comments” regarding the Travis Henry case?  That’s outrageous - where’s the NFL’s fine for accusing Henry and being wrong about it, and violating their own drug policy?

And by the way - the flag for throwing some snow in the air in celebration?  Bull#*it!  What was so wrong with that .. it’s not like he whipped out a sharpie and signed an autograph.   

Go Broncos!!  …… Boo San Diego!!!

I’m embarrassed for the man.  The realization that intelligence we had months ago that indicates that Iran apparently halted development of nuclear weapons four years ago forced our President to use the word nuclear … however he pronounces it “nucular.”

The rest of the world has to be chuckling if not fully busting up with laughter.  How can the man that was elected to lead the supposed “greatest country in the world” not know how to pronounce a word that has become increasingly more frequently used as of late. 

It seems to me it only requires a simple glance at the word to realize that immediately after the c comes the l … which is followed by an e, an a , and an r.  Spell it out, Mr. President … Nuc-le-ar.  It’s like those people out there who seem to think that the word caramel should be pronounced “car-mul.”  Do they know how uneducated that makes them sound? Do they care?

And while I’m at it I might as well point out that the quarterback for the Green Bay Packers is named Fa- Vre … not Farve … but since that’s a name I’ll allow for other pronunciation rules (perhaps those of the French in this case.)

I know in this day and age our language is evolving .. for better or worse, and in some crowds it’s fashionable to “tweak” the language or develop new variations thereof … but can some presidential adviser please put an end to the madness??

Thank you,

Geronimo

So our building is downtown … and as you surely know - parking downtown can be a b*#tch.  It’s bad enough that a parking ticket will cost you $25 and $50 if you don’t pay it in time … but if you fail to pay - you get the Denver Boot. 

This past weekend I saw numerous cars with the new Denver Boot.  Coincidentally, this past weekend was the Parade of Lights festivities downtown.  I happen to think they put more meter maids out in anticipation of all the suburban folks coming downtown for the festivities.  The new Denver Boot apparently has a keypad that you can use to release the boot yourself after paying over the phone.  Of course you have to deliver the boot back to them right away, or pay a daily fine for failure to do so. 

I got the Boot once - I think it costed like $130 + my unpaid ticket costs to get things resolved.  It can’t possibly cost that much for them to install the Boot on the car.  I can’t imagine all the money they pull in. 

What really blows my mind is that they can effectively deem your car immobile to force you to pay money that you’re being forced to pay because you violated their parking rules somehow.  My personal favorite was when I got a ticket because my tire was not within a certain amount of inches from the curb …. brilliant!

My tips for you based on my misfortunes …. pay your tickets in a timely manner, and if you have the time - go to the City & County building and ask to see the “Referee” to dispute the tickets.  They will usually give you some sort of break if you pay right then.  If you DO have outstanding tickets - pay to park in private pay lots - you probably won’t get the boot there unless you don’t pay them either.  Otherwise best of luck … they nickle and dime you to death, man!!!

I’m a bit of a news junkie .. and I’m working on it, but I still seem to find myself “checking in” with various news outlets pretty much daily.  I cannot fathom how the news outlets can expect to cover the political campaigns at this pace for another year.  Since when do candidates start campaigning two years before an election?  What will happen next election?  Will they start campaigning three years before? 

I know what the reason is (I think.)  It’s the cable news networks.  In their quest for ratings, they have devised a collective plan to make political campaigns a daily story so that they’ll always have some “news” to report.  These are the same people responsible for immortalizing Anna Nicole Smith and making updates on the pathetic life of Britney Spears something that you have to endure before hearing about international news that could very well affect the future of our country and the entire planet. 

I truly think that these “news outlets” will contribute greatly to the eventual downfall of our society.  They are essentially brainwashing the masses (or at least controlling our exposure which equates to a similar result.)

I wonder if by the time the election comes around, we might all be so sick of the candidates that we won’t want to vote for any of them.  Until then I’ll get my news from the BBC. 

I find it hard to believe but every year it comes up - a debate about when it is or isn’t appropriate to put up holiday lights.  To that I’d have to say two things… To those that put their holiday lights up before Thanksgiving - you have too much time on your hands.  Sometimes too much anticipation can lead to disappointment.  Why would you look past such a nice holiday as Thanksgiving.  That’s like having a Superbowl party before the playoffs.  Now for those who complain or otherwise feel the need to express their dissatisfaction with people who put their lights up early - you have WAY too much time on your hands.  Please tell me how it affects your life at all.  So you have to look at pretty twinkling lights in soft white or assorted colors …. is that going to kill you?  This drives me nuts - I don’t think anyone has the right to attempt to forcibly alter someone else’s life to make their own more comfortable - or did I miss something?  And for all those living in Ft. Collins where our tax dollars are so hard at work debating colored lights and religious expression during the holidays … don’t get me started!

As for Black Friday - let me make an observation.   If a store can sell an item to you at a sale price, that most likely means when they don’t sell it to you for the sale price, they’re bending you over.  Think about it … would you sell me your car at a low price that would make you lose money?  No, I don’t think you would.  Stop buying into the frenzy created by the media to keep retailers afloat when perhaps they should sink a little bit.  When you wake up that early to go shopping you just justify the behavior and feed into the scam.  And by the way, I bet I can find that TV for that price or lower on any given Friday (or any other day of the week.)  Do some research … don’t be one of the sheep.    

O.K. - I feel much better now ….. Thanks for letting me vent - next time we’ll discuss happy things.

Thanx 4 listening!

-Geronimo

Indeed - the first revelation of the inner-workings of my somewhat twisted psyche.  Fear not … I will not reveal anything beyond what my mind is forced to process based on the society we live in.  I hope more to entertain and provoke thought by pointing out that which makes me go hmmmm (so to speak.)  Like David Duchovny on Californication.  For those who watch it you know what I mean.  For those who haven’t seen it, it’s a show about an author living in CA who has tremendous apparent talent, however he’s reluctant to use it until he’s forced to write a blog for a company that’s owned by the guy who’s currently engaged to his ex-wife.  He writes blunt, sharp blurbs about how strange the world we live in has become.  When he’s not writing, he’s sleeping with random women that he seems to stumble upon often.  It’s a good show - check it out if you get the chance (although the first season ended .. well.)

So basically, I have nothing in common with that character except for the part about writing a blog.  This is my first and only blog to date, but I look forward to blabbing into the non-existent yet vast entity we know as the web for those who may find entertainment in my words, or at the least I would hope to spur thought that may have otherwise not occured.  It will be fun … and I look forward to your input and please feel free to direct me to read your blogs if you have them. 

Until the next post when I move past introductions and begin to bust out some proper logic …. take care of yourself and someone else!

And above all, Thanx so much for listening to 92.5 The Wolf!!!